I admit sometimes thinking of stuff to type up about stuff is actually very hard and while I could relate my dismal love life to you ..I already have so here are a few repeated posts of Valentines day past ...Enjoy!
100 Tips for less than $60!
Okay I need a date bad, no, really I do. I want to make sure I can date but, in
all reality I won't go out on a date. So here are some tips for those
lonelyhearts out there on ways to find someone to date in time for Valentine's
Fyi its is properly called Saint Valentine's Day and happy birthday
to that guy I once dated that was born on that day.
Tip # 3 : Get out of
the house. Yes, you may think the free offer from Match.com is too good to be
true and it is so this requires you to go outside...even if it is
Tip #17: Join a coffee clatch, yes, this means for a mere $5 you
go to a coffee store see a group of people and ask if you can join.
#8 : Take a shower. This is paramount to going outside and meeting people and do
not use a lot of cologne when you get dressed.
Tip #23: No one
understands why you are dressing like Steve Jobs, a Vampire, or an Attorney. A
simple pair of clean pants, a nice button up shirt, and appropriate shoes is all
If you like to find out the other 100 tips just email me :)
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Okay, I know it is difficult to be romantic today but, we must try.
I found being a single woman is a hot commodity and while I get propositions I am not ready to commit to a relationship.
Considering I still find online dating attractive.
What is there not to like about the passive aggressive way of EHarmony and Match.com yields.
Craigslist is the holy land of passive aggressive dating and the more I think about the more likely I am not interested in meeting anyone new.
I should I know...otherwise spinsterhood membership dues will be exorbaniant because of my advanced age.
I think I thought I was going to find someone and settle down but, my last proposition came from a Lucky's Grocery Delivery Truck Russian truck driver and well I don't think I am his type...
See, passive agressive, here is Cupid reminding me with the there is always hope but with a Russian delivery truck driver did Cupid forget all about my paranoia and need for reassurance?
So today is Valentine's Day...enjoy it with the one you love...
True Love is not to be narcissitic
I have berated you over what it is and where to get it and how
to propose to it, but in all reality you are your own true love.
further explanation follow these instructions..
Go stand infront of a mirror and yes you
can do this in the dress barn dressing room.
Count backwards from
Look into your eyes.
Now, accept your flaws and deficiencies alike
Your knees look funny and your toes do too because of the silly red
shade you put on.
Accept it all, know it is yours and no one
This is your temple your source of energy, the wrinkles are times
passed and the sparkle in your eyes....know yourself better than anyone else
even those who say they love you.
No, this is not narcissism at its best
it is what true love is because when you love yourself you can find love like no
Don't spend more than hour or else you find something less and
if you have a partner try both of you standing in front of the mirror ...you
might find more love than you ever thought possible.
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