You see I use to get off the bus near this taqueria where the staff would play Spanish Telanovas and because I am trying to improve my spanish I would watch with rapt attention. Here is a few things I have learned
- Italians are not the only ones who talk with their hands
- If you must wear something be sure its at least 2 sizes smaller than your actual normal size
- If you are a woman you always must have heals on or if you are a woman rancher the boots you wear must have ornate design on them
- The good guys and the bad guys switch sides all the time.
- The hotel, hospital, and jail are within 1 block radius of each other and there is a flock of birds in each of these locations always chirping.
While I may need an eyeliner tutorial and maybe longer hair cut in drastic different way I think I could handle a telanova about my life because the men are
- always carry a pocketknife ...really all of them
- are wearing pants 2 size smaller than normal size
- very passionate in kissing
- usually are reading ...a lot
- INCREDIBLY GULLIBLE ..sincerely I think I could sell these guys a ocean view bridge in Arizona
Admittedly, I probably have to work on my spanish so I will keep watching !