Well my passive aggressive relationship with eHarm ( aka eharmony.com) will be coming to a very swift and fast ending. I have paid my $17.99 for three months and I don't think I will give another dime.
Aside from the whole finding me a guy in Modesto I have discovered the whole thing is just a big hoax and I should go outside and meet people.
You would think this is easy for me ...no I regularly scare people away because I am so hideous with a wart on my nose and hunched back and really long toes and crooked teeth.
Alas I wish that was my problem.
So I am going to go out and about and probably save me $17 !