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Thursday, September 22, 2016

Repeat Post : $100 is totally cheap now'n'days

In 2010 I tried to boost my Google Adwords account by having people pay me for stuff. One time I tried to help them find love... #notsuccessfulbusinessplan..

hursday, January 21, 2010

Valentines Day is only a few weeks away...

Okay I need a date bad, no, really I do. I want to make sure I can date but, in all reality I won't go out on a date. So here are some tips for those lonelyhearts out there on ways to find someone to date in time for Valentine's Day.

Fyi its is properly called Saint Valentine's Day and happy birthday to that guy I once dated that was born on that day.

Tip # 3 : Get out of the house. Yes, you may think the free offer from Match.com is too good to be true and it is so this requires you to go outside...even if it is raining.

Tip #17: Join a coffee clatch, yes, this means for a mere $5 you go to a coffee store see a group of people and ask if you can join.

Tip #8 : Take a shower. This is paramount to going outside and meeting people and do not use a lot of cologne when you get dressed.

Tip #23: No one understands why you are dressing like Steve Jobs, a Vampire, or an Attorney. A simple pair of clean pants, a nice button up shirt, and appropriate shoes is all you need.

If you like to find out the other 100 tips just email me :) there is a $59.95 surcharge fee.
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