Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Repeat...Love DListed

It was 2011 I kinda got more serious bout blogging and when I thought I could talk about all the starlets and actors...fortunately Micheal K was already doing that at

Thursday, November 3, 2011

I love Dlisted...totally true and honest !

If you do not read go over there NOW and I mean right NOW because just like what I have put below courtesy of Michael K its absolutely a slap upside your head that whatever your troubles are.. you can handle it baby..yes I called you my reader baby because I love you and I can't believe you do not already read  Sincerely, life is hard as frak and there are days I even wished I had jumped off this crazy train at age 13 but I am still here and nearly 40 and no more wiser just not a virgin anymore... so please understand you might have it horrible right now. Yes, RIGHT now your life might be the vortex of a sh*t storm but its nothing compared to the crap ...sludge that exists in the world of your troubles will go away but some of the pics of the day or Quote of the day are burned into history for enternity... you got it down whatever it is you can handle it...but like michael was so nice to do he translated Kim Kardashians PR stunt properly ( technically that should be press release but I think you know I got my snark button on.. ) Enjoy!


That probably sounded like nothing but ass lips slapping together to you, so allow me to translate:
"This is probably the hardest thing I've ever had to write, like literally. I mean, you try talking out the words for your assistant to type while sipping on aMidori beverage (sold wherever fine malt liquor is sold) during a first class flight to Australia. It's hard! Sydney, be-yotches!
I am totally reading all the different media reports, even the negatives ones, because I love reading about myself! DUH! First and foremost, I married for love of money and fame. Like a whole lot of money and fame! I can't believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show! I share so much of my life on a reality show, that contemplating whether to even film my wedding was an easy decision to make especially when they started throwing money at me. I love money! It's who I am! A money-grubbing fame whore! We filmed Kourtney giving birth, that big one getting married, break ups, makeups, our best moments and our worst moments. But I don't even know what real moments are anymore. That's what makes us who we are. We suck, we fuck, we take and we open our legs to anybody who shows us that camera! I love fame!
Everyone that knows me knows that I'm a heartless fame whore! I don't have a heart and I farted out my soul a long time ago. I want a family and babies so badly, but only because my mom tells me People Magazine pays like a whole ton of money for stuff like that and the pictures will be everywhere. I believed the money and the fame would force me to stay married to some asshole I don't love, but I just couldn't do it. He's gross! I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn't know how to because I'm a brainless dumb fuck and I didn't want E! to cancel that check they wrote me for the sham wedding.
I'm never honest and I don't even know what the word "respect" means, but my publicist said I should use it at least once so there you go. But I do know that I have to follow the cameras and they're not following whatshisname anymore. I never had the intention of doing anything other than making money and getting you stupid bloggers to write post after post about me. I accept zero responsibility for my actions and decisions.
There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true. I made TENS of millions of dollars off of the wedding. I'm so grateful to all you suckers who took the time to come to my fake wedding and I'll be donating the money for all of the gifts to the Dram Foundation, because let's face it, I need the tax write-off.
My dad always told me to follow my heart, but since I sold mine to a weird-looking man with horns on his head a long time ago, I am following the next best thing: dollar signs! And those dollar signs are telling me to tell you that during this difficult time, please show your support by wiping away your tears with Kardashian Kleenex sold exclusively at Kardashian Khaos in Las Vegas!"
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