At one job there was this spider ...it was a large ....very large. Yet, no one wanted to get rid of it so the task fell to me to take the poor frightened arachnid out in a very large box.
Then out of the quiet of the office did I hear this scream of a woman's voice. It was a cockroach about 3 inches with long attennae flicking back and forth as I had to grab an empty wastebasket to escort the insect out of the building.
Finally, as if my first week on the job that I had there was a mouse. Not a large mouse but it was good size. I finally drew the line and told someone else to deal with it because the reality was it was my first week on the job and I was not going to deal with one more unauthorized visitor.
That is till I got home ...